History's only Vagina-friendly M&M's

In support of the 2011 Vagina Monologues at Mills College, Art Aids Art ordered custom printed M&M’s to commemorate the event. The Mars company informed us that use of the word “vagina” was inappropriate.  How was this possible in 2011, we ranted?

In response, we conceived some references that would make it past the censors.  However, when we placed a second order, Mars informed us that the original was mistakenly accepted.  So here they are, history’s only vagina-friendly M&M’s!  #Vagina